Ahhh I've had the most hectic-absolutely-amazingly-*JOKX* week of my life !
EEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEE in 24 hours I'll be in Florida ! Apparently there's a heat wave there.. Will write a longgg post when I get back.

Some hilarious days since my last post

Thursday

Awww it was willddd. Like actually wild. Went round my yob Holly's yard at like noon (and was late as usual). Was told to bring workout clothes (?) We were gonna go to the gym n then the fair but that plan screwed up ! We took loadsaa butiful snaps/vids on her webcam and had a teensy bit of vodka and messed about with our new Hat and watched a clip of KIDULTHOOD before we left<3. href="http://img520.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture209tt7.jpg" target="_blank">



We evetually left to get some Yob Grub down our throats = kebabs, chips, mushy peas..the lot.


We then toppled out of the kebab shop n into this random beauty salon, and ended up getting our ears pierced ! (will keep it a secret where I got it done for those of youz who hvn't seen it) I was soo scared about the pain/what my mum was gonna say.. but our ears look sooo sikk now :]

Holz getting it done.

We ran off to the fair n I left my card on the counter !! We came bak an hour later but it was closed ! So we left a message thru the letterbox n bussed bak to FRIERN BARNET FAIR - Brapp.

Who's that loony?

The rides made me almost vomit. :(
We made a friend called Sahara tho on the squishy ride ! N I tried to video this gangsta who was riding around in circles on a tricycle at the fair (lmao ?!!)




The fair finished pretty late n we waited for the fucking 234 bus for aaages. It never came, so we decided to sprint home. And then after like 10 secs of sprinting it drove past us (GRRRRR) We eventually got back, and at home I plucked up the courage to tell my mum about the ear. She wasn't mad tho :)

But the day after tht was eeeeven funner...

Friday

CAMP ! My last day evvverrrr. Had to get the card back from the shop somehow and had to lie to my mum.. I got the 251 back to Holz's nd we went to the salon. Luckily they had the card ! I ended up gettin my hair straightened randomly. Was a total waste of money.





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Afta swimmin we went into the boys changin rooms n nicked Mikeys jeans, Tj's boxers and some random towel !! LOOOOL was sooo funny !



Then we drew all over each other's faces, and soon it was time for goodbyes :(


(messages all over our face and neck)


vrybodyy

LOOL it's anisha (with a dick) Tosin drew this one.. meanie! haha, but we were all laughin our asses off at it ;)

After camp, Holly n me got into beef with some gangsta girls on the bus ! Was scary.. We stuffed our faces at Jennie's and on the way home posed with this Oriental Dude with the buffest hat ever.

DUDE.


Today

Left the house at 9am(!!!!) to meet Jessie. We went on th 326 n then the 234 to the park. Lool we stopped at a newsie to get some sweets n got this toxic waste gum..which was like rle sweet?! We played lax for a while, but it kept rolling down the hill. I'M SO SHITTTYY!! B-team/No-team here Lauren comes..

And after that, Jessie n me at Chopstix Xchange !! Was sooo yummy. Had like 5 bowls of chicken and sweetcorn soup <3333>href="http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jokxestweekinmylife139pl8.jpg" target="_blank">www.ImageShack.us" /> In the loos at Chopstixx


CAMP

OOOOOOOO MMMMMMMM GGGGGG it was the funnest three weeks I've had!
Made so many new friends..
Crackd so many jokes
N saw a real-life GHOST!

Week 1

The crew: Holly, Belz, Neelen, Niko (sometimes), Anisha, Rohan, Joel, Emily, Nandini
Tess >:( and Niku. Vicky (super-bitch) referred to us as the "plastics" :S



On tue Niko n me had a bodysprayfight with Lynx and Charlie Pink and ended up spending zee whole aftanoon on zee otha side of zee field 2gether. Was funn. A five yr old thought he was raped me. Which he so wasn't.

"OUR M8S-the geeky crew at camp who Holly nd me butted into to make friends with"
aka. THE NERD CREW:
Jonni aka Jonathon aka Bomb guy- He was our BESTEST.. It all started with a bomb slogan t-shirt , but grew into so much more..

>

Us with the mingingest boy in camp..JONNY!

Waitrose Girl aka Olivia- she stalks me in waitrose and thinks i'm 16 :S

aka Pants- looool. his name is pants. I love him.

Rathaniel aka Daniel aka Nathaniel- ?

Micheal aka the man with the fags aka painter aka WW1 soldier- He's ALWAYS on a ladder painting poles/walls/building. He's a Veteran - aww! Rohan asked him for a ciggy but he wouldnt give us one. Bt he did give us a lighter and saved the day. But then we got in truble for ~puff puffing~ at camp..

Week 2

Was even morrre fun. Niko n me were airing each other like krazy. One lunchtime Tosin started a game called the number game. We went round the circle sayin how many ppl we hate but not their names! .. Ooo how many truths came out in that game !

Went out after camp one day to Brent X avec tash n holz. That's when the Yobs formed !! We did tooo many bad things tht day and the bad karma came bk to haunt me when I left all my stuff on the bus :(
We tagged a bridge wit tipex, Stole the tipex from the info desk, Smoked some Mayfairs and Pushed each other around in an M+S trolley !!



Meditation .. >


Week 3

Even funner ! (even tho I only came for 2 days)

> I love this girl.

> messages/paint on my face =)

> We're cool.


Lauren promises she will post wayyyyy more when she's back.. yeh right.

Love u all soooooo much !
Y10's gonna be a raaave (Shapiro takes full cred for the word rave)

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

Heyyy BLADRINS (haaa),

Just cum bak from 1st day at camp - WAS JOOOKES !

Had THE biggest waterfight in all the history of waterfights ! Got totally sooakkeddd from my lovely straightened hair to my pumps. Afterwards I changed my top but kuz my bra was soaked my top was all wet ! Lukd like i had some huuuge sweatpatches (ewww) :P
TJ was there !! Aww my bby emo tranny xD Ahh IVO'S comin next week. Shittyyyyy. N this quadsexual guy Sam brought a freakin DRUM KIT to camp n playin/showin off on the damn thing all day. WTFFFF.

*PSHHHHHHHH* hehe. Tobi we are tooo gangster !! HAHA how bate? Vry1's got so mch older after jus one year. Ahh *reminises for a moment*

Yay listening to Map Of The Problematique (fave) off Muse's new album. It's sehhrrrr amazing! Best tracks:

. Starlight
. Supermassive Black Hole
. Map of The Problematique
. Knights Of Cydonia
. Take A Bow
. City Of Delusion

Yesterday was 222 fun jessie ! I'm gunna be on TV AGAIN ! How ace?! At Camden a reporter from TMF interviewed us with some nexxxxt questions. For example:
him: "What do u most miss bout skl?"
me: "Umm i'll most miss my fave teacher!" WTF i gve the most fucked answers.
him: Ok.. "What's ur worst dating experience?"
me: "Errr.. When I thought this guy was called Panny, but he was actually called FANNY!"
Lucy's gonna freakin cane me if she sees this !

We got some random shiz from Camden.. 2 pairs of sxclicious earrings, hairband, pearls, a big ring and some shagbandzz :) And we swapped one ballet pump each so we both had one gold pump n one lepoard pump! :P

Then we caught this FUCKIN HOT bus n got off randomly in the middle kuz we were tooo hungry. Went to this randemmm italian cafe n had some Watermelon n the bestest smoothiee evverrrr. Then we stumbled to Urban Outfitters.. tried on many clothes. haha i got this sxc Batman t-shirt . BATMAN + THUNDER/SUPERGIRL !! loOol !

Then went to le topshop n got some tops n some Pick n Mixxx <333>

Then went to the most amazin shop-Lazy Oaf!! In Carnaby Streeet (Ahh Shapiro says street like streeeet) Yay. Was soo awesome in there. They sold Lady Luck Rules jewlery in ther too ! Then to Lushhie and the woman selling was so rude to me. She put my stuff in this shit paper bag n i asked for a bag. She replied "THAT ISN'T THE IDEA OF LUSH. WE NEED TO SAVE THE WORRLLDDD." Jeez, calm down !
And saw a Bufff gangta on Argyll St :)))))

So that was my last couplo dayzo.
Hows vry1's summa goinnn ? ? ?

x x x x x mwa mwa mwa honeys x x x x x x

Hey foos..

Yey this is where I'm going in a few weeks.. cnt waiteee !

Hope vry1's havin an ACE summer. Neway here's Mary's quiz thing...

I've been tagged by : Mary

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint.
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged.
4. Start your post with "I have been tagged!" then do this.(copy and paste!)

Favourites:

Favourite Colour: Green Pink Bronze

Favourite Food: Japanese/Chinese/Italian

Favourite Movie: The scary ones! (lool emily) e.g. SAW, SAW II, Creep

Favourite Sport: Lacrosssssse <333

Favourite Day of the Week: Hmm maybe Friday?

Favourite Season: Summer defo

Favourite Ice Cream: Haagen Dazs.. pralines & cream or blue raspberry sorbet. Ah crap now I want it ! *drool*

Currents:

Current Mood: Hot! And kl (not meaning cold) i guess.. and happy

Current Clothes: Cami top and shorts. Oo n hairband

Current Desktop: What's tht? U mean bkground? It's a piccy 4m Friday.

Current Time: 16.01

Current Surroundings: Bed.. and other bedroom furnishings (?)

Current Annoyances: Fucking bird is chirping non-stop for the last half hour outside ma window. And this song sucks. And it's hott !

Current Thoughts: I feel like going to the gym. Think I'm gna go afta this.

Firsts:

First Best Friend: Umm Sophie Roberts.. think she goes to habs now

First Crush: Omg u nva rle had one Maz ! Ahhhh. let me think. I think mine was this boy Josh when i was 7. Aww.

First Movie: Stuart Little wiv my Nanny n cousin!

First Lie: Cnt memba...

First Music: Britterz :P

Lasts:

Last Drink: I just made a banana smoothie :)

Last Car Ride: Way bk 4m jessie's

Last Crush: Ooo i can't say ; ) Actually Tucker (guy from the arcade) was quite buff

Last Phone Call: Ore

Last CD played: Blink 182 in my room. I'm listenin to MCR now tho.

Have you ever...

Have you ever dated one of your best friend: yeah

Have you ever broken the law: yar

Have you ever been arrested: nah

Have you ever been on TV: yea yesterday !

Have you ever kissed someone you dont know: no nt sum1 i didn't know.. wtf

Things:

5 things you are good at: making smoothies, msn-ing, being a good friend ?, lacrosse and being my hyper randommm self xD

3 things you can hear right now: The Used, freaking chirping birdy, people downstairs

1 thing you do when you are bored: think about a certain sum1 :)

xxx lurrrrvee uuu
xxx lauren

ps. Don't worry - I'm not gunna persuade any1 to do this kuz I know u probably won't be assed !

..Not sure why but life's been acccee recently :) (Sorry peeps, there's no scrollbar on this.. u gotta highlight down to move down)

Tonight
I just came back from Holly'z B-day .. it was 222 funny.

I was like half an hour late.. but it was ok kuz becca had taken my goes n got some half-strikes *clap clap*. So we bowled a little, chatted a little, danced a little, 'cotched' a little n drank some disgustingly strong wine we found.
And Hol n Neelen described what Ashley luks like 2 me. Apparently he has a long face... (is tht a gd thing ?!) On my first go I threw the bowlin ball across to the other alley n broke the barrier thing! Oops. Oo and we all had these rle shexxy fluffy flashin bunny ears.

After bowlin we dined at Pizza Hut. Yay. The guy who chucked us out last time was there ! I think his name's Shiva (ahh shiva!). Becz & me took loadsa piccies ... During the luvly meal Niko kept fuckin nickin my camera, phone, drink and LOLLIPOP (eww) and poked my knee with a fork under the table (??) So I used the big greasy pizza-cutter n wiped it on his trousers. Heh.

Then we went outside n I randomly lied down on this car (lool wtf). Then at like 11 my Mum came. Btw Holly, I still hav my bunny ears !

A few piccies.. how cute is this collage thing ?
little blurry..



Trocaderooo!
ahhh I went on the last day of skl avec Emily nd Ore. Omddidddyy it's sch a kl place !
*IMPORTANT* Oh dear.. I encountered a very painful unfortunate accident on my way to Trocadero on Wed.. At stanmore station I was sliding down the rail in the middle of the stairs (steep, concrete stairs). But then I like lost control and my legs actually flew over my head and I toppled down the stairs ! OWWWWWW. My back was like broken for the whole day and I have a few bruises, but now it's all gd.

So where were we? Oh yeah, we got there and ET (emily) n me spotted the Grudge 2 sign ! We have this thing for scary films so were like Ahhhhhhh!!! So we went to c it (Ore wasn't keen) but they left in the middle kuz it ws too scary. (?! it rle wasn't) N then after we got interviewed by a film crew about it n now we're gna be on TV. *SUNDAY 1.30pm Ch.199*

Arcade - so jokes ! OMG I was standing nex to the pool table when this random gangsta comes n leans like ON me. I was like wtf.. and Emily walked away - thx. But she came back and kept laughing. He was tryna chattin me up n I was like WTFFFFFF. When he asked for my number I was like "noooo way" but then Ore goes up to him n gives it to him ?!!>!!£&(!?!
((I'll pick back up on that on another page))
*but there was one rle rle buff non-gangsta guy we spotted in the aracde. He looked like Tucker. Aww buffness*
And the dodgems guys were all like 18 n whenever we walked past they shouted "SEXXXYYYY" or winked. And one of them kept askin ET n me where 'our friend'=Ore was when she wasn't with us. How strange does this arcade sound?!

ET n me also got temp tattooes :D I got two shimmery black paws on my inner wrist n she got this fairy ting. Tres kl.

Then we went home on the tube... was so effin hot ! Then outside my station I had to run home kuz there was a big swar of flying ants. Great.
The gangsta called me tht night .. he was strange.

ADVENTURE WEEEK!
Like the msot important thing everrrrr I know. Ok here's a summary:

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
I WAS IN THE MOST FANTABULOUS GROUP (GROUP 5)
.. AND HAD AN EVEN MORE FANTABULOUS INSTRUCTOR **<3>


Tmo I'm goin to Ore's church picnic/fare thing. Emily n Becca are comin too.. I think I'm gunna meet DON n CHRIS (yaaaayy - no1 will get it..)
So I'll post about that :)

Nd thx mary for bein my witness ;)
Have an amazzinn summer n make it like last. Like make it memorable. Like, yea. Basically just like have a sexy, hott, amazin, super-duper summer !

xxxxxxxxxx

*OTHER SHORT BITS OF THE LAST WEEK*

AHHHHH SKETTTTTT. I called Darshni that tday in maths as a jk.. she went n asked Jessie apparently wat it meant ! aww.

On the coach for the last week Katie G n Becca n me have been goin through all the ridiculous gangsta words (eg. CHOOooOOonnGG, Peng, 'Ol Tite, Raahh etc.) Soo wanna go to another grime party to take the piss this time.

WAAaaaAA Mayumi your burtday << haha was uber schon ;)))) For all u spanish ppl out there that means very good/pretty (?) I wore my new funky corset top and my lil tiara! (similar 2 sophie G's..). Loved the japanese sweets. The tube home was funni. I jumped around carraiges (shapiro was 3 carraiges away from us cos it was so packed). At a random stop I ran off n tried to find her one b4 the doors closed.

And on Friday (when skl was off) Jessie and me went to London. And Camden. And Brent X. Got some nice bits n bobs (?) And bumped into a mega perv.


Perv (screaming): U DONT NEED MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L+J: Ok...
P: IM TELLIN U GOT NATURAL YOUTHFUL BEAUTY, U UNDERSTAND?
L+J: Oh er thnx?!
P: DONT WASTE UR MONEY ON THAT STUFF U DONT NEED IT !!!!! *screams some more*
L+J: Ahhh
P: Wat skl u go to then?
L: Ummm Barnet
P: DONT WASTE UR MONEY AHHHHAHRGRGHHHHHH
P: On the other hand, I'll be willin to buy you whatever u want.....

I RLE GOTTA POST MORE OFTEN !! (I will..)

Ummm exams are over.. finally :]
This weekend's been ammaazzzziinnngg.

Went tanning in the garden 2day.. surprised how tanned i got! N went to the gym :D It was like death tho kuz the air cooler thing was broke.

Last night wos rle nice....
<3 :)

gtg. ew oww becky underarm wax.

X x x LUURRRRVVEEEE all of youz x x X

Name 20 people you can think of right now at the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people.

1. Mary
2. Mayumi
3. Holly
4. Shapiro
5. Jessie
6. Amy O'D
7. Niko
8. Neelen
9. Panic! At the Disco
10. Bianca
11. Mummy
12. Tang
13. Tamara Stewart
14. Mr Trugz
15. Gerard Way
16. Tamara B
17. Miss Newsome
18. Mam
19. Ash
20. Lea (BB)

1. How did you meet 14?
HE'S MY FORM TUTOR..... and makes sick pornographically eww comments. Like about Caesar's "willy" :P

2. What would you do if you've never met 1?
I'd be utterly distraught! She's sucha cutie!

3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
That would be kl.... Lea and Panic ?!?! There'd be sluttiness and good music.

4. Did you ever like 19?
Yeeaa he's well sweet <3 :)

5. Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
Hah this is funny. My cousin n Miss Newsome... errrr

6. Describe 3..
Hollyyyy. Elle est my friend from CampB, who i met last summer.. I luv her 2 bits kuz she's SUCH a joker !


7. Do you think 8 is attractive?
Aww Neeeeeeeeeee! I think his personality is attractive!.. ;)

8. Tell me something about 7.
7,7,7. He has a bestie called Shiva.

9. Do you know any of 12's family?
Yep. I know her 2 bros and mum and dad. (her dad gave me a dvd when i went to their restaurant randomly..)

10. What's 8's favourite?
FAVE WHAT?! Oo his fave girl is holly (he used to like her like obsessively), and he's like in <3 with ARSENAL.

11. What would you do when 18 confesses that he/she likes you?
Mam? Err i dunno. This doesn't mean like like , does it ;-S

12. What language(s) does 15 speak?
Loool noo idea! English, i guess.

13. Who is 9 going out with?
Good question. Y not ask a more obsessive fan who knows these sorts of things..

14. How old is 16 now?
Tamaaha BBB is 13! (14 in a couple of days ;))

15. When was the last time you talked to 13?
Tamara Stewart!! JOKE!! :D Umm i talked to her like last week about how my dad n her mum bumped into each other.. Yay.

16. What is 2's favourite band/singer?
seriously this girl LOVES green day. I know she loves them the most.

17. Would you ever date 4?
Sorry Biro. No.

18. Would you ever date 7?
Haa this is funny... Umm no thanks - it would be too weird, friends is kl.

19. Is 15 single?
I DONT KNOW!

20. What's 10's last name?
Haha i know her FULL name. It's Bianca Athena Athanasiou (..i think?)

21. Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
Aww i have a good relationship with ma mummy now, i think.

22. What school does 3 go to?
She goes to WPIS (woodside park)

23. Where does 6 live?
In the wonderous town of Chelmsford!! Wooo :D:D

24. What's fav thing about 5?
Jessie! She's so sweet n sucha good friend. Tues was jkz even tho we couldnt go to brnt x! lul x



God, I swear I picked everyone in such a good order..... How fate-ish ?! Maybe im psychic..

Lol. Much love to u all. Have a gr8 H.T. and study hard vry1!!!

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totalle beetch

15 ((..minus 3 months))

loves smoothies & avacado (nt tgether) :]

haattes boys who chnge from bein ure close friend 2 bein total WASTEMEN :(

the brick top becz! (BOLLOX - have to buy again kuz i left it on the 326 last nyt) :(

have a splurge day at topshop !

i haavve to try poppers

get sum new skinnies

batchwoOod

...: mary :...
>> holly <<
= becky =
|| bianca ||
^^ kiwi sprite ^^
.x. my texan bffe .x.
(( jessie ))
;* emily *;
. krissy .
xox linny oxo
.! Beczz !.
<3 mayumihara <3

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